Friday, November 30, 2012

Her Homework: Artistic Self Nude

My former girlfriend, Jen, used to take photos. She especially took nudes and was really good at self-portraits. She'd first done it as an assignment in college. I couldn't really believe that a professor could assign college students such homework and not be sued for sexual misconduct, but it's a true story. Jen took up the assignment with gusto.

She took a series of photos around the house where she was living at the time. She was renting a room in an old Portland craftsman house from her friend. She took photos in her room, the upstairs bathroom, and the stairs. 

She told me she picked one of the photos to take to class for the group critique. I couldn't believe that she not only took a nude photo of herself, and not only was going to submit it to her professor, but that she showed her entire class. Furthermore, they not only looked at her nakedness, but studied it in detail. They reviewed it and offered their opinions. 

I asked Jen if she'd show me the picture she'd shown the class, and she gladly retrieved it from her old files. She got an "A" in the class, she said. I don't doubt that at all.



Afterwards



Thursday, November 29, 2012

New House Nude

When we got our first place together, we were young and in love. We were so excited to be real adults at last with all the freedoms, we decided to give ourselves our own housewarming, by taking some nudes. We loved the vintage fixtures in the old house. The tile, the bathtub, the windows. We got so into it, we didn't really stop to think that we may be meeting out new neighbors in the process. Oh well... they'd find out soon enough.


Pee Break

On a long drive, she just had to pull over and pee. She laughed as I snapped her photo.



Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Playboy Centerfold

I recently returned from visiting family for Thanksgiving, and as I was flying through Chicago O'Hare, and waiting for my plane during a layover, I couldn't help but browse the magazine racks. On an impulse, I decided to get the latest issue of Playboy. To my disappointment, I found fake boobs, tasteless tattoos, and ingrown stubble lines along landing strips. A true shame that natural beauty has been so shifted. So here's an image when breasts were real, and being natural was truly the standard of beauty. 


Camping Trailer, Naked Mornings with Coffee

In a camping trailer, with coffee. Still naked and warm in the sheets. A nice way to wake up at dawn. 


Naughty Wife

She's been naughty. So very very naughty.


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Sunny Blonde

I think she's cute. Super cute.


Pits & Tits

Very very nice.


At Work

She called me to tell me she was touching herself at work.



Dreamy Days

They'd always remember those days. In a haze. A beautiful haze.


Monday, November 26, 2012

Roommate Gets To Watch

I was glad to be at college, and to have more freedom than I ever had before, with one exception. Freshman year, we were assigned dorm rooms and roommates. We didn't have any choice about it. 

My assigned roommate was Fredrick. He was nice enough, but a little socially awkward. He was always, it seemed, in our room. This wasn't really that big of a deal, except when my girlfriend came to visit. She lived back in our hometown still, about three hours away. She couldn't visit every weekend, but usually twice a month. As a college Freshmen, not being able to be with her for two week stretches seemed like forever. I got extremely horny during those gaps. All I wanted to do when I saw her again was to get naked and have hot and hard sex. My girlfriend, luckily, loved sex. She was always quick to strip down and get on her back.

With Fredrick always around, it got frustrating. We'd have to wait until meal time when he'd go to the cafeteria. We knew we'd have about 30-45 minutes to get all our fucking in. He could still walk back in on us anytime. We'd mess around as much as we could when he left to do laundry, or go to the library, but it never seemed like enough time to really relax and enjoy each other. 

I tried to give Fredrick hints that we wanted him to go away and stay away, but he never picked up on them. At first I thought: no one can be that socially inept. Fredrick was a little clueless. And he didn't have a girlfriend. So, for a while, I just assumed he "didn't get it." But one night, when my girlfriend and I were fooling around under the covers (in the dark), we heard the unmistakable sound of Fredrick beating off in his bed.

My girlfriend giggled. "Listen," she said. Then she rolled on top of me, slipped me inside her, and began to ride me. It seemed to make her want to get even more hot and heavy after hearing that we had an audience. 

Later, we discussed what had happened. My girlfriend keenly observed that Fredrick wasn't giving us privacy not because he "didn't get it," but rather because he did get it. He knew we'd be having sex, and he was trying as hard as possible to be around when it happened. "We've got a voyeur on our hands," she concluded. She said this with a twinkle in her eye, like she was an aspiring rock star and had her first real groupie. 

I guess I could have seen it sooner. Fredrick was always coming back into the room just when we'd get a chance to get busy. He'd mumble something about forgetting his food card, or his library card, or a book... at the time, I'd get pissed. All I was thinking about was my straining cock. I didn't really connect the pattern. And I never really stopped to notice how my girlfriend would walk around our dorm room in just a t-shirt and her A-cup breasts would bounce freely under the fabric, her little nipples poking out.  Sometimes she'd be sitting cross-legged on my bed and I'd look over and notice that her legs were just wide enough to show that she wasn't wearing panties. I knew she wasn't shy about her body. She never covered it up around me. She never shut windows when walking around the room in the buff. She'd let me take pictures of her naked. She would change in the room even when Fredrick was there, and only make a small effort of modesty, like having her back to him as she changed shirts. It never overtly seemed like she was showing off for Fredrick, or flaunting her body, but now that she had pointed out that he was a voyeur, I suddenly saw the pattern and realized that made her a classic exhibitionist. 

What happened next was inevitable. I wanted to fuck my girlfriend as much as I possibly could and could only do it in my dorm room. Fredrick wanted to watch as much as he could, and wasn't going to give us any privacy. My girlfriend not only didn't care if he watched, but was actually turned on by it. So, what else was there to do? We told Fredrick that we were going to fuck, and if he wanted to watch, he could. 

And that's exactly what happened. And we were all happier from that point forward.







Marge Monday: Webcam Surprise

Technically, this image is not the most accurately rendered Marge, but creatively, it's spot-on. Any great image should not only depict a pivotal moment frozen in time, but should also be layered with the implication of what happened leading up to that moment and project the scene into the future. This image captures all three layers of time. It also does it in such a creative way with such a simple background, and the cue to the whole story being an audio element. A lesser concept would have been a split-screen, or having to tell the story in a triptych. Yet, the whole concept is captured in one frame, and the audience is allowed to fill in the scene of Bart at his computer in his room.

How funny. Kudos.


Sunday, November 25, 2012

Wanna Touch 'em


"This is 40," the new Judd Apatow film is coming out. In it is a breif scene where Lesilie Mann sees Megan Fox in bra and panties, and asks in astonishment: "Are those real?"

Fox anwsers, "Yeah, wanna touch 'em."

Personally, I find Megan Fox as attractive as a Real Doll, but I have to admit that the idea of a 40-year-old mother and wife feeling up a younger woman in a clothing store at the invitation of the younger 20-something is pretty hot.



Eating Ass

One of my very favorite things in sex. (Both giving and receiving.)



Beauty Defied, Beauty Defined

Two extremely beautiful images of the lovely Valiant. Most would agree that she has some of the most amazing natural breasts ever, but I especially adore her usually full bush and sometimes natural underarms. She defies beauty expectations, and therefore defines beauty on her own terms. For that, we are proud to feature her and her work and applaud. 



Friday, November 23, 2012

Cum Load

Filled to the brim.


Double Dare in the College Library

Studying late nights for finals, we can get a little silly. The library is open all night, but in the late late night, it's pretty quiet. Too tired and too brain dead to keep studying, but too wired to go to bed, it's time to take a break. Time for a double dare to make it interesting and memorable.


Thursday, November 22, 2012

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Smart and Sexy

Smart and sexy--just how it should be.



Soiled Dove

A lovely modern image using an old photographic process. A beautiful ode to the era of "soiled doves." (Here's a fun little site with a great little primer on the historic background of soiled doves.) 



Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Upskirt in the City Park

Sometimes in the City Park you get to see the best scenery.



Mirror mirror on the floor

Mirror mirror on the floor, 
who's a sexy, naughty whore?



Monday, November 19, 2012

Nude on Hotel Carpet

Nude on hotel carpet...or maybe it's an office carpet... or maybe a dorm carpet... what carpet do you want it to be?


Marge Monday: Getting Down, Getting Dirty

Going at it, hot and heavy. Marge and Homer style.



Sunday, November 18, 2012

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Lovely Outdoors



Marianne Nude in Window

It's always a beautiful morning waking up with Marianne.


Princess Leia's alone time

Ever wonder what Princess Leia did to pass time on those long intergalactic space flights?

Wonder no more true fan-geeks. And behold.





Friday, November 16, 2012

Yes, Please




Early Experiments

Documenting some of her early experiments with anal play. 

She was red-faced partly from embarrassment, and partly from drinking. 


Laptop Alone Time

I do this often. Maybe even now.



Thursday, November 15, 2012

Ski Nude!

A great way to be out on the slopes, carving turns. Who's ready for ski season?


Cute Flash

Too cute to pass up.


Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Hotel Gang Bang for Wife

She wanted to expereince a gang bang where she was the center of attention at least once in her life. She was a little nervous, but eager to try. Her husband was willing to organize it for her birthday. They posted an ad online. Culled through the dozens of responses, and selected half a dozen willing, clean, and horny guys to meet at a hotel room and line up to give her the best fucking ever.

At one point, her husband was filming her being filled by two at once. She'd never told him about this fantasy, but it was something she'd thought about often before, and many times masturbated to the idea. Now she was really experiencing it for real. It was, literally, a dream come true.


Wyoming Memories

Jen and I met in WYoming when I was working on a ranch. Is it any wonder we both fell madly in love at first sight?


Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Nude at Dusk




Picnic in the Park

They enjoyed a picnic in the park. It was warm and she didn't feel like wearing underwear. He agreed with her position. 



Airplane Bathroom

Flashing to a celphone camera in a bathroom is one thing. In an airplane, even braver. Totally naked, amazing. And with a toy?! Guess she got that through TSA.

This takes guts. How sexy. 


Monday, November 12, 2012

Morning Yoga



Marge Monday: Caught in the Act

Marge and Homer like to have quickies whenever they can. They've been caught at it before. More than once. This time, however, someone had a camera. Who do you think that someone was?