Happy Halloween

A good way to trick or treat... dress up as Wonder Woman. Then take a dick in your mouth and ass.

(I think this couple knows how to have a happy Halloween.)

All Dressed Up to Trick or Treat

What a collection of fantasies in one place--Princess, Army girl, Indian, school girl, a cop, Catwoman; one or all can give you quite a treat this Halloween.

What is your costume? And will there be fun after the little ghouls and goblins have gone to bed?

Happy Halloween!

Oh look, isn't that the Great Pumpkin?

Afternoon Delight

She loved having a friend with benefits. She loved the anticipaton. She loved dressing up. She loved how her lavished attention on her. And she loved to take pictures.

Je aime! Je aime beaucoup!

I love this. I love this a lot. 

Holding her feet up, what a helpful husband

Not only is her husband nice enough to help hold her feet in the air as she's fucked by her friend, but he's eager to take a snapshot of her being penetrated with his cel phone. Good times to remember.

Marge Monday: Quickie in the Living Room

While the kids are out, Homer and Marge enjoy a quickie in the living room. 

Young Wife Shared

My Adidas

Now
me and my Adidas do the illest things
we like to stomp out pimps with diamond rings
we slay all suckers who perpetrate
and lay down law from state to state
we travel on gravel, drit road or street
I wear my Adidas when I rock the beat
on stage front page every show I go
it's Adidas on my feet high top or low
My Adidas...
My Adidas...

Mile High Club

Who hasn't either done this, or fantasized about doing this? Classic.

The spirit of Home Depot

Apparently paint brushes aren't just useful for painting. 

More doing. That's the spirit of Home Depot.

Inviting Sexual Agression

After enough years of marriage, she learned how to invite sexual aggression. Something she enjoyed. Very much.

Private Strip Tease

When they got to the hotel room, she sat him in the red chair. She put on a show for him. He watched.

Sexy See Thru

Patricia and her dong

When I uncovered the 10" rubber dong in Patricia's dresser drawer, she was embarrassed. I reassured her that she didn't need to be. I was impressed. Very impressed.

Shaving Session

The sexiest memory they shared: a hotel room. They had been drinking wine, dressing up and preparing to go out. They were in the mood for sex and had been talking about it. They would have rather stayed in the hotel room to fuck, but they already had dinner commitments. 

She wanted to turn him on. She was turned on. She was thinking of going out in her dress, no underwear. She was thinking of trimming her bush. She decided to do something even more bold. She told him he could shave her pussy bald--on one condition: She would film him do it. 

Standing in front of the hotel bathroom sink, he lifted up her dress and began. Holding the DSLR, she captured their sexiest moment, which lead to more and more adventures.

Masturbation in Public Bathroom

She just couldn't wait. She was in the mood. She locked herself into a bathroom stall, unzipped her pants, and began. Eventually, her knees weakened, she sat on the tile floor. Was she the only woman who had rubbed herself to orgasm in a public restroom? At that moment, it didn't matter.

Helping Hand

I try not to clutter up this fine blog with animated gifs. (There's such a glut of them these days it seems). But I couldn't pass up this one. It's one of my very favorite things to do.

Sassitude

Sassy Attitude = Sassitude.

xoxo.

Proud blowjob

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Hitachi wand, close at hand

A sexy shot of Kaitlin Richards, aka Improper. Note the well-used hitachi wand on the towel behind her. Sexy. 

Robyn Rodgers gets a facial

Marge Monday: Shock and Scandal

Marge was shocked to find a online site devoted to her explicit past. Sure, she'd posed a couple times for magazines. And that nudie calendar. And sure she'd danced a little when the family needed the money. And sure, she'd made a few sex tapes with Homer, and had her share of "encounters" around town. But she never expected to see her whole past come up at once. 

Worst of all, she found the link in the browser history of her neighbor, Ned Flanders.

Showerhead

Detachable showerheads: such a wonderful invention.

Luau Party

He invited a coworker over to his house. He said that he and his wife were throwing a Luau party, and that his co-worker and his wife should come over and join the fun.

Man, they really knew how to throw a luau.

Redhead Let's it Grow

One of the things that we love about Kaitlin Richards, aka  Improper, is that she sometimes shaves and sometimes lets her hair grow out. Personally, we love it when she shows she's proud of her fire-red pubes. 

For the first time, she takes self snaps showing she's not afraid to let it grow under her arms. 

Improper, we salute you.

Motel Sex

Ever spend the night in some random motel and wonder how many people have had sex there, right in the same room, in the same bed, in the same shower, on the same chairs by the window?

Let's just say, "A lot." (Pretty much everyone.)

Bethany Jones Gets a Facial

Cherry bomb 80s

The 80s were a fucked up time, with fucked up women. But, when it was hot. It was red hot cherry bomb.

Summer Crush

How to Have Anal Sex

Step One: Insert lube.

Step Two: Insert cock.

After the big game

After the game, would you like to have sex with me? 

Yes.

Would you like to have anal sex?

Yes, yes I would.

Who's Next?

Blinded, she has no idea who will start, who will end, and who will have her in between...

For the Star Wars fans

Anyone who has seen Star Wars (and who hasn't?), has a crush on Princess Leia. And who hasn't fantasied about seeing her nude? (Boys, guaranteed. And girls, yes, us, too.)

Soft, so soft

So soft. Imagine your hand, your cheek, brushing up against those curls. So soft.

Girl shoots girl, nude

My favorite activity.

Coffee on cool fall morning leads to hottness

Two classic self-snapshots from Kaitlin Richards, aka Improper. For all who enjoy a sexy redhead who loves to spread and use toys on herself, you won't be disappointed. We aren't. 

Who wouldn't want to play with that lovely pussy with the big luscious labia and fire-red pubes???

Marge Monday: Good Snuggles

Homer and Marge enjoy having special "snuggles" after the kids have gone to bed. They often have snuggles. And sometimes they have really, really, good snuggles.

At the cabin

Flashing Friends

Clearly these are two friends flashing. Question is: are they flashing friends flashing friends? Or flashing strangers?

Kaitlin is back

It's nice to see that after a brief retreat from the interweb, Kaitlin Richards, aka "Improper" is back and tumbling. This feisty redhead revs our engines. We could lick that labia all day.

Anal at friend's house

We were staying at a friend's house. He made us a bed from his couch in the basement. Of course we had sex there. He probably guessed that. Wonder if he knew what kind of sex we had. 

Sleeping in someone else's house makes us extra horny and usually promotes extra special sex.

Beer, Boobs, and Bush.

Pretty much doesn't get any better than this. I could enjoy PBR and this lovely woman all day, and into the night.

(I believe this photo is by Chip Willis)

Lubed Up

Lubed up and ready for the plunge.