Have you ever fantasied about being a Penthouse photographer or model?
I know I have!
And if I can't shoot or pose for the actual magazine, it's a fun game to play at home.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Saturday, March 30, 2013
After School Alone Time
I can't tell you how many times I did this, coming home after cheer practice. I'd always have at least an hour before my parents would be home, and having the house to myself, enjoyed my alone time.
A good Saturday read: 1984
Sexy = a girl in glasses.
Sexier = a girl in glasses nude.
Sexiest = a girl in glasses nude who reads George Orwell's classic, 1984, a dystopian vision of the not-so-distant future.
Friday, March 29, 2013
Suction Cup Sit On Sexy and Show Off
She sticks her favorite toy--a suction-cup rubber dildo--onto her coffee table. Then, slipping off her panties and hitching up her dress, she slowly lowers herself onto it. Her barefeet are on the tabletop, her hands behind her. Her knees, drawn up. Legs parted. She shows you a full, open view. You are on the couch, sitting, watching, ready for the show.
You wonder who enjoys this more. You, the audience, or her, the performer.
Friday Flapper Flashes
For your Friday enjoyment, a sexy flapper of the 1920s shows that some things never go out of style.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Gift to the Groomsmen
It's traditional, at a wedding, to present the Groomsmen with a small gift of appreciation.
Some gifts are expensive, but really, it's not how much you spend--it's the thought that counts.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
College Girlfriend in Pajamas
College girlfriend would give herself a little relief before bed. The fact that she did it in her pajamas seemed extra sexy.
When Parents Are Away
We used to have so much fun at her house, after school, when her parents weren't home yet.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Trying Out Anal
Her boyfriend finally talked her into attempting anal sex. Getting it in her was the hardest part; she needed to reach back and guide him in. They started slowly, until he eventually was inside her. Then they began to make sweet, tender love.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Marge Monday: Locker room hottie
Marge Simpson in her younger years, before she was married to Homer and had kids, was considered one of the hottest girls in school. All the guys, including Homer, and his friends Lenny, Carl, and Barney would have died to get a chance to see her changing in the locker room.
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Marilyn Monroe, The Last Session
In 1962, Vogue magazine commissioned photographer Bert Stern to shoot Marilyn Monroe.
They worked together for three days, creating some 2,500 images. Many would become some of the greatest of Marilyn, and some of the very last. She died only six weeks later.
The Xs were made by an editor at Vogue, directly onto the original pictures.
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Farm Girl Reads Porn
This brought back a lot of memories of growing up on my Great-grandmother's ranch. I discovered my first "adult" magazine hidden in a drawer in the tractor barn. I couldn't wait to sneak it out and read it in private. It was old and slightly mildewed, the paper smelled musty, but the images were a world of beautiful people with beautiful bodies, doing things together I had never seen, but had always known happened.
On a farm, you figure out the basics of the "birds and bees" really quickly. But just because you see where baby cows come from, doesn't mean you get an education into human sexuality. It was farm more tender, and romantic, and something I wanted to experience someday for myself.
Tender Is The Night. And the Morning.
I love oral sex as a way to wake up--both giving and recieving. I love to give my partner pleasure. Fellatio can be an art. It can be a ritual. And it can be the start of a great day.
Friday, March 22, 2013
Wife Plays Catwoman
Meow. When you come home and your wife is dressed like this, you know kitty wants to play.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Carrot Means Go
When she wears heels, stockings, and her black bra, it doesn't always mean she is ready for hot and hard sex.
But when she wears her heels, stockings, and black bra and is on all fours, with a carrot jammed up deep inside of her, then yes. She wants everything you can give her. And then some.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Sex In The Car
Is there anything more inviting than a quickie in a car? Especially after that formal event, and that one-too-many glasses of wine.
Happy Hour Flash
I love going to Happy Hour to meet a friend. After a couple glasses of wine, I'm in a carefree mood, and likely to be a little bold.
Monday, March 18, 2013
Marge Monday: Pearl Necklace
In The Simpson's, Marge Simpson is famous for always wearing her string of pearls around her neck. But sometimes she takes off her signature pearls, and Homer gives her a different kind of Pearl Necklace.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
A Girl and Her Toys
She loved her toys. Her ben-wa balls, her nipple clamps, her vibrator, her bondage straps. And of course her buttpug. She loved playtime.
Luck of the Irish
If you have an Irish friend, reach out to them today. Help them celebrate. (I know I will...)
Always After Me Pot o' Gold
A popular saying attributed to Leprechauns--or maybe just the little guy from Lucky Charms--is that everyone os always after their pot o' gold. Well, if you had a pot o' gold like Julia, could you blame them?
I don't know what I love most about this Dear Reader submission: the painted-on shamrock pasties...the shamrock garter... with the cute matching bow tie... the pot o' gold at the end of the mythological rainbow...
or maybe, in addition to all this holiday silly fun, is that fact that the bondage restraints on the headboard get such regular use, that Julia and her partner just leave them up, and don't even seem to realize (or care) that they are in the photo. The bondage straps add an unintentional layer and insight into Julia's sex life. Which, as far as I can tell, is indeed magical.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, from Jessica
Jessica wants to wish all Dear Readers a happy St. Patrick's Day. What kind of fun are you having this fine Sunday?
Who say you have to be in a pub to celebrate? Plenty of Irish spirit here.
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