The Wearing of the Green

Each year, on March 17th, you're supposed to wear green. Or, as I learned in elementary school, be pinched.

We Americans have been celebrating the annual celebration of Irish heritage (or mass public drunkenness, depending on your point of view) since the late 18th Century--ie, about as long as we've been a country.

Originally, the color associated with Saint Patrick was blue. But, over the years, the color green has become synonymous with Saint Patrick's Day.

Green ribbons and shamrocks were worn in celebration of St Patrick's Day as early as the 17th century. Saint Patrick himself is said to have used the three-petal shamrock to explain the Holy Trinity to the "pagan" Irish.

Today, wearing green and displaying shamrocks has become a ubiquitous part of the holiday.

The phrase "the wearing of the green," meaning to wear a shamrock on one's clothing, derives from a song of the same name.

Are you wearing green today?

Sexy Marilyn, the Nude Pin-up

In 1949 photographer Tom Kelley took some nude photos of a 22-year-old aspiring actress who would become Marilyn Monroe.

Here's the story in Marilyn's own words:

What had happened was I was behind in my rent at the Hollywood Studio Club, where girls stay who hope to crash the movies. You’re only supposed to get one week behind in your rent at the club, but they must have felt sorry for me because they’d given me three warnings. A lot of photographers had asked me to pose in the nude, but I’d always said, ‘No.’ I was getting five dollars an hour for plain modeling, but the price for nude modeling was fifty for an hour. So I called Tom Kelley, a photographer I knew, and said, ‘They’re kicking me out of here. How soon can we do it?’ He said, ‘We can do it tomorrow.’

The calendar was reprinted in 1954 and 1956 with lace overprint as the ‘Golden Dreams’ calendar and the session is now known as the legendary ‘red velvet’ session. Hugh Hefner used one of the images on the cover of his new magazine, Playboy. He paid a whopping $25,000 for the rights, which was a huge sum then, and allowed Marilyn to purchase a house with a pool in Hollywood. The images were a good investment for Hef, however, helping propel Playboy magazine to success.

Flashing on the Beach

Laid Back Sex

I love laid back sex like this. Relaxing, enjoying the sensation as he slides slowly in and out.

Playful outdoors

A little fun flashing in the forest. Is that spring in the air?

Quickie in the Alley

Shoe Shopping

Shoe shopping can be so much fun.

Sex In The Woods

Flapper on the Beach

Hurt So Good

Guys who only watch porn might be under the misconception that anal sex doesn't hurt. Anal sex always hurts. But sometimes it hurts so good.

Anniversary Dinner: Reason to Celebrate

An anniversary is always a reason to celebrate. To dress up, to go out to a nice dinner... to... wait a minute...

Robyn's First Girl-Girl Photo Shoot

DIY Porn

I love love love making my own porn. (This is not me pictured, but I have done this exact thing more than a few times!)

Satisfied

After a good hard fuck, they were both satisfied.

Marge Monday: Indecent Proposal

Mr. Burns has always enjoyed wielding his power over the Simpsons. When Mr Burn wanted his portrait painted, he picked Marge and made her do it. When Homer became the masked hero Pie Man, Mr. Burns blackmailed him into doing his bidding. When Homer was cash-strapped (as usual), Mr Burns paid him to be his "prank monkey."

Once again, he uses his money and power to have his way. The Simpsons never say no.

Trashy Girl

It's always fun to know a trashy girl.

Weekend Fun

When you are bored on a weekend, hanging out with friends. 

Redhead in Bed

Flapper Flasher

Weekend Reading

Since it was the weekend and she could sleep in, she thought she'd catch up on  a little reading.