SPRINGFIELD--The latest image to emerge in Simpson sex scandal, shows Marge Simpson, wife of Homer Simpson, at an adult gloryhole. Police Chief Clancy Wiggum shut down Kwik-E-Mart, where proprietor Apu Nahasapeenapetilon had been running an alleged covert glory hole in the storage closet. The image seized by police shows Mrs. Simpson in a compromising position. The penis in the image is alleged to be that of store owner Nahasapeenapetilon. “I have very loyal customers,” said Nahasapeenapetilon. “They come for the squishees, I don’t know anything else.”
Numerous Springfield residences sited that Mr. Nahasapeenapetilon enjoyed a brief period as Springfield's leading ladies' man following a bachelor auction in November1997. Witnesses say he spent the days following the auction on a whirlwind of dates. Mr. Nahasapeenapetilon’s dates reportedly ceased when his mother announced his arranged marriage to a woman named Manjula. The two were legally married in Springfield that year.
Mr. And Mrs. Nahasapeenapetilon are the parents of octuplets: Anoop, Uma, Nabendu, Poonam, Priya, Sandeep, Sashi, and Gheet.
Friends of the Nahasapeenapetilon report that the couple had a mostly happy marriage, despite marital problems caused by Mr. Nahasapeenapetilon’s long hours at the Kwik-E-Mart, and the strain of caring for eight children. However rumors of infidelity were frequent, sources say. Following an infidelity to his wife, Mr. Nahasapeenapetilon legally change his name to Slime Q. Slimedog, as ordered by Manjula.
Rumors surfaced of an illegal sex booth in the Kwik-E-Mart, after reports of strange noises emanating from the storage closet. Springfield police were issued a search warrant from Judge Constance Harm. The Qwik-E-Mart video survelence tapes as well as photographs were seazed in the raid. Authorities have yet to make a formal report, but Chief Wiggum stated, “We are looking into it. Yes…looking into all of it. Very carefully.”
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