Dude, your girlfriend is hot

This is probably what a lot of high school dudes imagined as their ultimate fantasy: a room they could write on the walls the names of their favorite bands, like Metallica, and hang Penthouse posters, and get their hot girlfriends to get naked and spread for a photo that they'd then show off to all of their f*ckin jealous friends. 

Yup. That was about it.