Friday, January 13, 2012

Tool Time

Bob and Gary were having a "water cooler" chat at work, trying to be secretive, but I overheard. Bob said to Gary that Dave, one of our co-workers, had built a homemade pillory in his garage. He would lock his naked wife in this DIY stock and then invite other men over. For $5 each, the men could do whatever they wanted. Get themselves off, or use a tool and try to get the naked and restrained wife off. Apparently, it was quite a cottage business.

Just then, Deborah from accounting overheard and piped in: "That's disgusting and degrading. I should call the police and report him."

"Why," asked Bob. "It was her idea."



1 comment:

Annie O said...

Do you have $5? Then, yes. Apparently.

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