Motel Masturbation: Who Hasn't?

Who hasn't had to spend a night alone in a motel? And who hasn't been both a little bored, and a little frisky? Motels are where couples have rekindled travel sex. You can just feel the energy in the walls. Or perhaps hear a couple in another room, the bed springs creaking, the headboard slamming and a woman's voice pitching higher and higher.

There's something so generic about a motel. The two beds, the TV on the dresser. Cups wrapped in plastic. They all sort of smell the same. Feel the same. And other than flip through the cable channels, there's really nothing to do but masturbate.