Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Bachelor and Bachelorette Parties

They were getting married and they were, with tradition, going to have a bachelor and bachelorette party. But they were on a budget, and it seemed like they could save money by combining the parties some how. They realized if they had it on the same night and ordered one large catering order, rather than two separate ones on different dates, they'd save a lot of money. Same for renting a location. 

Of course, the men wanted to have their party, and women wanted their own, too. Women together can get in so much more trouble and have more fun when on their own. And the men, if they wanted to watch porn, or have a stripper, they didn't want their wives, or girlfriends around. So they decided that since the room they'd rented was large enough to divide in half, they'd just build a quick divider wall. That way, the men could have their room and the women their own. 

Rather than pay for a male stripper for the women and a second stripper for the guys, they decided to create their own bachelor/bachelorette game. 

The men would line up along the wall, and insert their cocks through small openings they'd created in their wall.  The women would not know which cock belonged to which member of the groom's party, but would pick one they liked. The men on the other side would have no idea who's hand and warm mouth was closing on their body. 

The bride and groom would avoid worrying about if either of them cheated on the other with someone they knew. This way, each would have their last whirl without knowing who they'd hooked up with. The anonymity kept it from getting weird. They wouldn't be able to break into a fight and say, "well you cheated on my with so-and-so," because they wouldn't know. 

So the night of the party, after everyone had gotten lots of time to celebrate and drink, the men lined up at the wall, and the women picked out their protruding toys. The bride, going first, picked the largest cock along the wall. She knew it wasn't her fiance's, but it was so big and lovely, she had to taste it. She loved her fiance's cock because she loved him as person; but alongside the wall, presented with just a cock and nothing else, she was eager to have her chance to enjoy this one.


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