Marge Monday: Second Honeymoon at Sea

In "Master and Cadaver," part of the Tree House of Horrors XXI, Homer and Marge have set sail on a privately chartered yacht for their second honeymoon. On the boat, with the warm tropic air, Marge spends her time dressed only in a bikini (and often less). It is a long-deserved moment of carefree outdoor nudity, spontaneous sex, and champagne. Some of Marge's favorite things!

Homer gets chips with his wedding

This is actually Homer and Marge's second attempt at a second honeymoon. They were first married in a rush after Marge learned that she was pregnant. Homer and Marge drive across state lines to a small Vegas-style chapel, and then return to stay at Marge's family's house. Homer, ashamed, leaves a note in the middle of the night saying he'll send money until he can return as a proper provider, husband, and father.  The couple is eventually reunited, but never had a proper honeymoon.

Years later, Homer sells their mattress to the Reverend Lovejoy, because it seems to have the power to improve a couple's sex life. Marge demands that Homer reclaim it. The Lovejoys refuse. So, in a King Solomon compromise, they cut the mattress in half. While driving the half mattress back home, Homer and Marge stop at a billboard.    

Marge: You really want to make love on half a mattress behind a billboard?
Homer: It's like our honeymoon all over again! Aw, we even have the same bum looking at us.
Bum: I knew you kids would make it! (poking Homer's stomach) Man, you got fat.

The couple attempts a second Honeymoon when they send the kids to visit Uncle Tyrone. But the kids, realizing that Homer and Marge are having fun in Miami without them, track them down, and interrupt there brief moment of conjugal bliss. 

So with a new second chance at a second honeymoon, Marge is not wasting anytime to enjoy herself, topless and buzzed on champagne in the tropical paradise.  

As fate would have it, their second second honeymoon is interrupted by a castaway. Just as Marge is about to unstrap her bikini top, she ties it back again and bring the man aboard. The handsome castaway, Roger, seems to enjoy the site of the bikini-clad Marge. It's hard for him to keep his eyes off her lithe body. Marge, already buzzed (and a very sloppy drunk) enjoys his stares. In the past, Marge has often fantasied about being at sea and the object of desire to swashbucklers. Something about the mysterious man has her all turned on. She loves the rugged good looks and the hint of danger. Roger tells her that he was the chef on the ship Albatross. He was knocked out after trying to prevent an attempted poisoning by on the ship. Homer is suspicious, but Marge has already decided to have a little fun. 

Sitting on the stern deck, she slips off her bikini top as if Roger wasn't onboard. Knowing that she's caught Roger's attention, she then begins to rub her skin with suntan lotion. As she caresses the creme into her breasts, she sees Roger's cock straining in his pants. She gives him a coy look, and then stares at the budge in his pants. She nods, as if to to let him know it's ok to take it out. He does, and begins stroking himself as Marge watches. She imagines taking his large member into her mouth, and fantasizes about sucking him as he jacks off. Homer, meanwhile, is thinking of his favorite fantasy: a giant glazed doughnut. 

He's completely oblivious to the scene behind him until he sees a dead shark with a pie pan in it's mouth. It puts a quick end to Marge's teasing of Roger. Now convinced that Roger poisoned the passengers of the Albatross, Homer and Marge take matters into their own hands.  They try to kill Roger and knock his body overboard. 

However, finding the Albatross, they realize Roger was telling the truth and that some of the passengers are still alive. Roger appears and explains that the shark they saw had died from a fuel leakage from Homer and Marge's boat. Homer then kills Roger, the surviving Albatross crew, and a pelican, to cover their tracks. However, unable to bear the guilt, Marge eats the poisoned pie, much to Homer's horror. 

Marge was often buzzed on champagne and sun
while on the private yacht

Homer loves how Marge spent most of her time onboard topless

Marge has brought the 15" dildo that her sisters,
Patty and Selma gave her as a gift.