Home Movie

Just a decade ago, to have even the most minimal movie studio--a place to record, edit, duplicate media was an investment beyond most people's means. Now, he's bought a nice three-chip digital JVC camcorder which records in 1080p. He's bought the wide-angle lens converter to be able to get more in the shot, especially at close up range. He's got the short shotgun mic to pick up the sound wherever the camera is pointed. He's got a Mac G5 tower that he's loaded with Final Cut Pro Studio, so he can edit, and a pair of good speakers. For under $10,000, he has a movie studio set up in his basement. He can shoot, edit, and burn DVDs. He has plans to go into the porn business. 

All he need was something to shoot. Obviously, he'd volunteer himself. Talking his girlfriend into being the starlet was the only challenge. And actually, it wasn't a challenge at all. 

Topless at the Picnic

She surprised everyone when Bob's wife decided to suddenly go topless at the picnic.

Sun your buns

Summer's almost gone. Last chances to sun your buns.

Bettie changes

There are literally hundreds of Bettie Page images, but we never pass up the chance to post a new or rare find, or an especially wonderful image of the pin-up queen. 

Here's a great color image of Bettie in the process of changing outfits for a shoot. (Partly behind a translucent changing screen, looking down and not at the cameras, there's a little bit of voyeur theme here, even though she's clearly still on set.) It looks like she's just removed her sexy panties, revealing her beautiful bush of dark curls. The high stockings accentuate her amazing legs, framing in her curls. And of course, her perfect hourglass figure and round and firm breasts that have made her the envy of every woman, the desire of every man.

Bettie, you will always be the gold standard. 

Marge Monday: College Dorm

An animated gif of Marge and Homer, when Marge was a student at Springfield U. Marge had a girlhood crush on Ringo, and would develop a crush on her professor, but during college, she was also banging Homer.

Afternoon Hike

We were hiking. It was a warm, summer day. The air sticky and sweet. For part of the day we passed and then were passed by another group, a family with kids, as we climbed, and rested, and climbed.

Eventually,  we found a side trail, and let the family go on far ahead. When we were certain they had made a good mile distance, we turned off the main trail and hiked another half mile to a cliff, overlooking a valley. It was late in the day by then, and we were sore, and sweaty. Ready to rest, we laid out our blanket to take a naked nap in the sun. 

Being naked and alone outside, it wasn't long before I was straddling him, ready to lower my hips down and feel his hard manhood slip inside me. Leaning forward, I let my breasts fall into his face, which his lips bathed in kisses. Feeling myself grow wetter between my already wet legs, I sank down, onto his cock, feeling him fill me, and rode him, up and down, my breasts free in the August air. My mouth wild and twisted and eyes taking in the soft green everywhere. I felt like Eve, returned to paradise.

Solo on Beach

Most women can remember when they first learned how good it felt to touch themselves. Usually they discovered this in the privacy of their bedroom. The second big discovery is how good it feels to touch herself outdoors, the sun warm, the air caressing bare skin. Open.

Soft

Soft light, soft skin, soft curls. Lovely.

First Mate

Leah was a great first mate. She picked up sailing quickly, and seemed perfectly at home onboard.

Clothing Options

When you go to a clothing-optional beach, you have the option to go topless, or if you'd rather, bottomless, as this woman has. 

80's Vacation

I don't know who took this photo or who the woman in it is, but something about it is so familiar.  The era looks before my time, but in the familiarity is comfort. Here's a young wife, or girlfriend. A hotel, no doubt. Not the fancy one, either. No, one of the cheaper ones, with the ugly curtains and matching bedspread and wagon-wheel decor. They were young, on a budget. But in love. And, when you're young and in love, even cheap motels are sexy. Even moments when changing into a swim suit to go check out the motel pool are sexy. Pause. A snapshot and a smirk. Hold it. That's you forever.

Conjugal Visit

What a great tradition: the conjugal visit.

A conjugal visit is when an inmate is actually given a little privacy during a scheduled visit to "reacquaint" themselves with a spouse or long-term partner. The theory is that permitting such a visit preserves family bonds and increases the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison. Perhaps more immediately clear: the incentive of conjugal visits means that inmates are strongly motivated to comply with the various day-to-day rules and regulations of the prison. As a result, inmates consciously avoid any infringement which might disqualify them from having a conjugal visit. And no prisoner wants to miss out on a chance to get a little lovin' from the outside.

Conjugal visits may be inside the prison, or in a specially designated trailer. Sheets, pillows and towels may be supplied, as well as tissues, lube, and condoms, for you-know-what.

As a matter of procedure, both visitor and inmate are searched before and after the visit, to ensure that the visitor has not attempted to smuggle any items in or out of the facility.

She wasn't packing anything when she came to the prison, but after her visit, she was certainly carrying something out.

A History of Hysteria

Use of sex toys is no new phenomenon. More than 3,000 years ago, the Chinese made their dildos of jade, leather, or stone.

The vibrator was invented in the 1880’s and was used by doctors for treatment of women who at that time’s diagnosis suffered from hysteria.

Some doctors even performed the service by hand, literally. Like Dr. Swift, who promised health "from neck to knee" "through the magic powers of fine gentle massage," which he offered, to the patient, in the privacy of their own home, "without the knowledge of any one...."(Sounds like he really just found a way to feel women up and get paid for it. Not bad work if you can get it.)

With the invention of elecrtic "personal" massagers, women could perform the remedy for hysteria on themselves.

Hysteria seemed to be pretty common then, and based on sales of vibrators, must be today. So, here's to all the women who like to release a little of life's hysteria.

Study Abroad

Oh, so this is what she did that semester she studied abroad.

So inviting

Ode to Quickies

Whether outside at night after a party, in a bathroom stall, or in the utility room of your apartment building, there's nothing better than a quickie. 

Where's the most daring place you've ever dropped your drawers and done the deed?

Girls On Vacation

Girls having fun on vacation. What could be better? How about when one of them suggests they all take a quick snapshot of them, topless.

When hipsters have sex

Back Patio

A small image, but says so much...

Vacation Swim

They took two photos. One showed the friends' heads bobbing above the water, smiling broad grins. This is the one they showed their parents, boyfriends, and posted publicly. The second photo was just for them, and reveals why they were smiling so big.

Marge Monday

You know that Homer and Marge watch porn together. He's a great depiction of what it might look like on a typical night after they've sent the kids to bed.

She Helps?

What an interesting picture. I love images that tell a story--or perhaps more accurately, ask the viewer to tell a story. 

What is happening here? The guy is lying on his back, the warm sunlight coming in the window. What had he been doing before? Just waking up with a rock-hard erection and starting to touch himself? Did she come in an catch him in the act? She's dressed. From the lines of her underwear, you can tell she's been dressed for a while. Did she come over from her place? From work? From running errands? Clearly she didn't have time, or didn't see the need to undress before she climbed on him, reverse cowgirl. She just unbuckled her jeans, yanked them down past her butt, and hopped on for a ride.

Pretty sexy, I'd say.

Jerry and Elaine

Everyone in the 90s, it seemed, watched Seinfeld. It was the talk of offices after every new episode, and created such unforgettable cameo characters such as Newman the mailman and the Soup Nazi. 

The plot-line of every episode seemed to go from one random event to the next until the characters eventually end up pretty much exactly where they started. Long-term relationships seem to constantly crumble for both Jerry and Elaine. Yet, in their friendship is the constant presence of a past relationship. 

Didn't everyone wonder, at some point, how it might have been between them?

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Her History: The Cicisbeo

It is commonly known that in the courts of Europe, particularly Versailles and Whitehall in the 17th and 18th centuries, the wealthy and powerful men kept a mistress. Alexander VI is just one example of a Pope who kept mistresses. A king might hold numerous mistresses but have a single "favourite mistress" or "official mistress" (in French, "maîtresse en titre"), as with Louis XV and Madame de Pompadour. 

Less known is that the wealthy women of the 18th- and 19th-century Italy, had their own "open secret." The cicisbeo was the companion of a married woman who attended her at public entertainments, to church, and other occasions and had other "privileges." This arrangement, called the cicisbeatura or cicisbeismo, was widely practiced, with knowledge and consent of the husband, especially among the nobility of the cities of Genoa, Nice, Venice, Florence and Rome.

French Eloise

Just had to share. Sexy.

Girl's Bathroom

Sneaking a peek into the bathroom as the girls use it. Sexy.

Unpack, Hotel

She was traveling for business, and they'd put her up in a pretty nice hotel. It had a huge bathroom, with a tiled tub and mirrors everywhere. She'd been flying all day and then had a full day of presentations, and then the reception, where there was a hosted bar, and she drank a bit too much. 

By the time she returned to her room, she was tipsy and ready to unwind. She pawed through her suitcase until she found her favorite purple toy. She couldn't wait a minute more. She flipped it on and felt the soothing, and arousing vibrations.

Not very subtle

Apparently, being naked wasn't enough; she also had to spell it out for him.

Call me

When they bought a new set of cordless phones for the house, they discovered that they could turn the ringer to vibrate, and if they turned voice mail off, the phone would ring and ring and ring...

She'd get on the couch with a phone, and tell him to call her. 

Marsha Marsha Marsha

When the ABC TV show "The Brady Bunch" introduced the character of Marsha Brady in 1969, she became the classic image of the sweet, innocent "girl-next-door." Many who grew up in the 70s watching the original episodes, or the re-reuns, had a crush on Marsha Brady. No doubt many fantasized about what the sweet girl-next-door would look like naked. This has, with the new digital technology, lead to that very revelation. A sub-group of "fan fakes"has arisen around Marsha.

Marsha Brady from the TV show "The Brady Bunch" (1969-74)

Supposedly a real image of Maureen McCormick circa 1980.

A fan fake of Marsha in the shower.

(A funny fake with a little story.) 

Brandy Makes Her Randy

Give the wife some brandy, and she'll do anything. She'll show you exactly what she wants, and how she wants it.

Caught peeing

Kinda funny, and kinda sexy, too.

Sexy History: The Thong

Some say the thong may be the oldest form of clothing, starting who knows when, as little more than a strap of leather. Bushmen of Africa wore a type of thong as did the Sumo of Japan (but perhaps these examples are more pre-historic jock straps). Generally it's pretty well agreed that cultures around the world figured out someway to string up a man's junk when wrestling, hunting and generally cruising through jungles and forests. What's not very clear is when women began to wear thongs. 

Some say women's thongs are a relatively modern invention. They may have come into popular culture sometime in the early 20th Century worn by erotic dancers. It's not clear if dances such as Josephine Baker at Paris' famous Folies Bergère ever wore thongs. Supposedly New York's famous Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia ordered nude dancers to "dress more appropriately" in 1939. In many states, strippers cannot dance full-nude, and thus wear as "just enough" to stay within the law. The cover-up codes gave rise to dancers wearing "pasties" and no doubt influenced the reduction of as much underwear as possible.

Another theory is that when the French bikini made its way to sunny Brazil, the sun-loving south Americans invented the thong bikini, known as fio dental (literally, dental floss). 

As a form of women's underwear, the thong seemed to make a sudden appearance. This seemed to correspond with the shift to "low-rise" jeans and exposed mid-drifts in the early 2000s. When women bent over, the thong would rise, exposing a "whale tail." This sight, of course, became very popular with boys. The Wall Street Journal reported that "Thongs are the fastest growing segment of the $2 billion-a-year women's panty business." Companies, such as Victoria's Secret, Frederick's of Hollywood, Lane Bryant and even discount stores, such as Target and Wal-Mart credited thongs for their jump in sales then.

The thong craze had faded, just as exposed mid drifts, tramp stamps, and the popularity of Brittney Spears. However, the thong, while not a much in the public eye, has become an accepted, mainstream form of underwear. In fact, recent surveys place the number of American women who wear thongs as their preferred underwear style at 28%.

The Look of Lust

A beautiful moment captured. Raw. Pure.

This Day in History: Woodstock

On August 16, 1969, a young generation converged on a small 600-acre farm in upstate New York. During the sometimes rainy weekend, thirty-two acts performed outdoors in front of 500,000 concert-goers. The following year, the release of the documentary "Woodstock" brought the event to hundreds of thousands more, bringing the experience to those who missed the "3 days of peace and music" in person, and cementing the concert in the minds of Americans as one of the defining moments in popular music history and an embodiment of a generational spirit.

Like a good literature, the experience of watching the film changes with multiple viewings, and especially at different ages. When I was young and my father read Huckleberry Fin to me, I thought it a thrilling tale of boyhood adventure. When I later read it in college, it revealed itself as a portrait of race and racism in the American South. Likewise, when I saw the documentary as a 16-year-old brimming with idealism and romanticism, I connected to the music, clothing, and the "don't trust anyone over 30" attitudes of the flower children. To me, they were teens like me, and I so wanted a VW bus--especially a window van--and wanted to paint flowers and peace signs on the sides and drive around the country with my lover and "do our own thing" without "hassle." Like many of those who actually attended Woodstock, I looked at the concert as a model of getting along and a loving one another. 

Now, watching the film, I pick up on the lines about how the promoters lost millions of dollars. I see the hippies in line at the porta-a-potties and think about the behind the scenes coordination of getting those toilets there and the guy who is cleaning them and how many of the stoned concert goers would stop to think of what was being provided them. I see the shots of how trashed the field was and much garbage was left, soggy sleeping bags, and stray socks and water mellon rinds. In this light, it's easy to see the wasteful excess of the Baby Boomers, their self-centeredness wrapped in self-richousness and, saddest of all, blinded by naivety. My idolization of the Woodstock goers swung toward resentment. 

As I grow older, my opinion on Woodstock continues to evolve. As Joni Mitchell said, "I look at clouds from both sides now." (She was originally slated to perform, but canceled at the urging of her manager to avoid missing a scheduled appearance on The Dick Cavett Show.) Woodstock was a truly unique and significant event in American history, for both good and bad reasons. It captures the essences of a privileged generation's attempt to "change the world" by sitting on their asses, getting stoned, and listening to music. But, it also captures a moment of fun, freedom, and youthful energy that arguably hasn't been manifested so succinctly at one singe place at one single time. (The 20th anniversary of Woodstock, in comparison, was thoroughly forgettable.)  

My favorite part of the whole film was the skinny dipping in the lake. That really seemed to capture, to me, an openness and love amongst people. 

If I had a time machine and could go back in time and check out Woodstock, would I? No doubt about it.

DIY Porn

All you need to become a porn star: plug your digital camera into your TV. Dress up in something skimpy. Get a prop, like a wine bottle. Aim camera. Ok, ready.

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