Making Copies at the office

She was making copies at work. It was hot in August and she'd worn a black dress--formal enough, but also thin and short to keep cool in the summer heat. As she copied, she thought more and more about pulling down her top and photocopying her boobs. No one had come in for the past 20 minutes as she copied the reports. Someone could come in at any minute, but that made it even more tempting. She could be caught by an intern, a secretary, or a VP could walk in. Maybe she'd be fired. But with each pass of light, she knew she'd do it. She waited for the report to finish, and then, quickly, yanked down her top and pressed her bare breasts to the glass.

What she hadn't realized, however, is that she hadn't hit reset. She thought she'd made only one copy,which she kept, but the image of her boobs was (still on double side) included in the back of the report. Because there was no way to identify who's boobs they belonged to, she was never caught, but it certainly made the board meeting more interesting.