Thursday, January 17, 2013

Do Not Disturb


After 20 years of working for the company, Linda knew what to expect on a business trip. Another economy-priced room with plastic-wrapped cups. She had made enough trips over the years, to know just what to pack and what to leave. One weekend or a week, it didn't matter; she could fit all the essentials into her one travel suitcase.

The trips always went the same: catch a puddle-jumper commuter flight to one of the towns in their district: Spokane or Boise or Missoula or Wennache. The towns looked about the same. Get off the flight, get the rental car, drive to the hotel, dump the bag on the folding suitcase stand. And before she could shower or relax, leave again to get a meal with Bob, her supervisor, and hear him talk about work. The meals were often chains, Applebees or Olive Garden. She'd memorized the menus.

Travel had lost its charm years ago. It just made Linda tired and her muscles sore. At dinner, she'd look forward to heading back to the motel room. Bob always wanted to stay out, get drinks, because he had an expense account and not a per diem. Linda didn't care what Bob did. Maybe he went to bars and drank alone. Maybe he cruised for hookers in the rental car. Maybe he stayed in his motel room and dialed phone sex numbers or watched the soft-core after midnight and beat off. That wasn't Linda's concern. She had her own plans.

As soon as she and Bob returned to the motel, she said good night to Bob, see you in the morning, and locked the door of her room, deadbolt and chain.

She liked to take off her traveling clothes, and fold them neatly. She then unzipped her suitcase and took out her outfit for meetings and hung it near the shower to steam out some of the wrinkles.

At last, it was time to unpack her essential traveling item. It was her favorite discovery. A huge, flesh-colored, 15" monster dong with a suction-cup base. It was one of her essential travel accessories, same as her toothbrush, hair dryer, and suitcase. It always went with her. She was never questioned about it by airport security. The men pretended not to notice; the woman gave her a knowing look like, "Me, too."

Her toy was how she unwound from the trip so she could sleep in an uncomfortable strange bed with scratchy sheets. She took it first to the bathroom to wash off. With the suction base wetted, she looked for a smooth wall. The entry hall was perfect--narrow enough to touch her butt to one wall and brace her hands against the opposite wall.

She lubed up her dong, and turned around. Leaning her hips back, she worked the tip into her. She let this part go slowly. Even with a good coat of lube, the toy stretched her. It took several minutes until she'd worked in at least 10".

She then began leaning forward and back, letting it slowly penetrate her and then pulling away, letting it slide almost out. She couldn't explain the sensation of pumping such a big toy in and out, but she knew it was bigger than any man she'd been with. It filled her, and she liked the sensation. If she was in real need of a good fucking session, she'd try to work it into her ass.

Someone in another room turned on a TV. Maybe it was Bob. Linda didn't care; she focused on her toy. For that time in her trip, everything was up to her. She could go slow, or fast, in the front or her back, or she could stop and move to another location. In almost every motel, the largest piece of furniture was the giant TV hutch. It made a good, smooth place to plunk her toy.

Sometimes the motel would be a little nicer than most and have a tiled tub with jacuzzi lets. She'd stick her dong on the bathtub edge and lower herself. She'd ride it until she came. A good hard satisfying orgasm. Then she'd take a bath or shower, clean off her toy, and carefully repack it. She'd hang a Do Not Disturb sign on the door, and slip into the cold, scratchy sheets.





























Shaved Front, Natural Back

One of my new favorite combinations.


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Done



Reading Pulp Porn




My Orange Crush

I came across the tumblr of Alice Clementine recently and found a new crush. A charming redhead with smart hipster glasses, a sense of style, well-read, and so damn sexy/cute. What's not to love. Especially since a clementine is my favorite orange. yummy.














Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Blonde Stubble




Catwoman Exposed!

Just because I think Catwoman is so damn sexy. Mee-ooww.



Monday, January 14, 2013

Sunday, January 13, 2013

College Girlfriend

Oh those were the days. The apartment she rented, the mattress on the floor. Her thigh-high stockings, which were the fashion of the time. And new things to try sexually, and new discoveries. A time for learning.


Rosy Folds

And his finger up, deep, pressing just where you like it.


Saturday, January 12, 2013

Doing The Wild Thing


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny now


--Bloodhound Gang


(I recommend listening to that song and watching this at same time. Hi-larious.)




Patrician Lady, Masked and Shaved

In Rome, prostitutes were exhibited on roofs
above the public highways for the dubious
hygiene of loose tides of men whose potential
lust endangered the fragile order of power.
It is even reported that patrician ladies, masked
and naked, sometimes offered themselves up to
these deprived eyes for private excitements of
their own.

--Jim Morrison






Friday, January 11, 2013

Naked Brunch

Naked Lunch is good. Naked brunch even better.



Suggestion Accepted

A dare perhaps? At a party? Or maybe just in the apartment. Their own private half-time show. 


Thursday, January 10, 2013

Shaved in front, natural in the back

I don't know about anyone else, but somehow it seems a little extra sexualized to be shaved totally bare in the front, while having the backdoor surrounded by the untrimmed ring of natural hair. Maybe it's the contrast, or maybe the suggestion of what to do next...



Wife as an Art Model

I was shocked, jealous, proud, and then turned on that my wife had answered a local painter's online ad seeking a volunteer model. 

She said she didn't feel as sexy, now that she was in her 30s, and wanted to see her body through another's eyes. I was jealous to think of the hours that a strange man stared at my wife's naked flesh, every line and curve. But I had to admit, he captured her beauty. She loved the results and has regained her former confidence. 

Now we're both excited about her going back to the studio for a second session.


Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Blindfolded, tied, and Cum fed

Yes please.


School Slut

Somehow, she got a reputation as a slut around school. Not that anyone was complaining.


Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Monday, January 07, 2013

Helping Hand

It's nice to have a friend who can give you a helping hand just when you want it most.


Marge Monday: Young Love Flashback

Ever since they started dating after Senior Prom, Marge and Homer have enjoyed an "active" sex life. It's amazing how the sexual attraction is so strong after three kids and so many years of marriage. The secret to their sexual success is how they started. Here's a look back.




















How we spent our ski vacation

Skiing, sucking, fucking, skiing. 


Sunday, January 06, 2013

Amazing Babe

A beautiful woman with a beautiful body. Pretty much: amazing.


Testing out the Bedpost

When she was traveling, she stayed in a hotel room that had a king-sized bed with four wooden bedposts. After showering and walking back into the bedroom, she was feeling more refreshed, and a little restless and bored. She didn't want to watch TV, and she couldn't help but notice that the smooth wooden knobs of the bedposts looked a lot like, and were shaped like, the head of an erect penis. This put dirty thoughts into her mind, and she realized that her pent up sexual energy could be released. She decided to try out her new bed's best feature.


Beautiful Bathtub Series

Sometimes the simplest things can be the most artistic. And erotic. And old clawfoot tub in her vintage apartment. The morning light coming in through the old windows.

My old girlfriend Jen once sent me a series like this from her apartment. She had bought  new camera, and using a tripod, had taken lovely self-porttraits. She wasn't seeing anyone at the time and missed me. Nostalgia can sometimes be romantic and sweet. 





Saturday, January 05, 2013

Caught in the Moment

One morning I walked in on Maria. It looked exactly like this. I still remember it to this day. 


Thursday, January 03, 2013

Book Club (sort of)

It's sort of like a book club.


So long 2012. Hello 2013

It's been an amazing year for this blog. Although we only have a dozen subscribed readers, the stats are showing a different trend. Last January, we rolled into 2012 with around 30,000 views per month. This year it's doubled. 

We've had a lot of great images and stories, and have enjoyed sharing with all you dear readers. We hope some have inspired you to pick up your camera, or sit down at your laptop and type out the sexy things that make you feel desire, passion, and good pure lust.

We've tried to keep the layout updated, clean, and simple. Hopefully the tags and archives are easy to search for whatever your in the mood.

We welcome suggestions, comments, and we especially welcome submissions. 

All our love, xoxo,

Annie O & friends


Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Bettie Page, Uncensored

So many of Bettie Page's photos were shot in the classic pin-up style. It wasn't because she was modest or prude. Rather, the Comstock Law, which was started in the Victorian Era and still in effect in the 50s, could fine and imprison anyone who sent "lewd" photos through the US Mail. 

"Lewd" is a relative term, so the courts usually made the arbitrary line around pubic hair. If no pubic hair was visible, then it could be considered "artistic" nudity. However, showing pubic hair was sure to have it viewed as "pornographic." It was guaranteed to be confiscated and destroyed, and the publisher fined. It could even mean years in prison.

As a result, photographers and models of the time were very aware of the censorship, and the penalties that could be enforced. So it is a rare treat to see Bettie Page and her photographer relaxing and taking pictures for fun, unconcerned about the enforcers of the moral standards of the time.


Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Snow Run!

A fun run in the snow. Cold, but not once you get moving. And a great way to start the New Year.