With and Without

She wanted to send him a photo. First with, and then without. A little prelude to their date.

Dressed, Undressed

I think I could watch this all day.

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Valentine Poem for My Love

In my stockings, 

on my knees. 

Give it to me, 

pretty please.

Slide on Down

Marge Monday: At the Springfield Nude Beach

Fans of the Simpson's know that the Springfield beach appears in lots of episodes. Marge went there with her college professor, who turned out to be a sensitive new age jerk. And she went there to save the manatees. Maggie saved Homer from drowning there. Krusty and his daughter went to the beach when they were first reunited. There was the wedding there. And Homer drove Moe's car into it... the list goes on. 

But of all the episodes, the show doesn't reveal that if you keep going down the beach, where it is more secluded, there is a "clothing optional" area. I don't think it's posed by any signs, but it's just accepted as the place one can go to soak up some sun sans swimming suit.

This is one of Marge's favorite places to visit.

Work Life / Home Life

In her work life, Steph is a 37 year-old secretary. In her home life, she's tied to a chair, in her tight black dress, black stockings, and no panties.

Her Eyes

Where to put it

She's on her bed with her favorite toy, and wants to show you where to put it.

How to Have Anal Sex

"The No. 1 rule for enjoyable anal sex is to always use plenty of lube."

Read about 6 tips from Ask Men.

Playtime

Bath Time

Cute. Super cute.

Rekindle the Romance

If you want to rekindle the romance, here's how:

1) Book a motel room. It doesn't matter where. Downtown, by the highway exit. Doesn't matter.

2) Pack items in this image.

Word of the Day: Saddlebacking

Saddlebacking:

The phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

Yummy

Yum, yum, yummy.

Marge Monday: Cabin Fever

Happy Marge Monday. For those new to this blog, every Monday just for fun, we'll post a sexy image of America's favorite animated Milf, Marge Simpson.

These sassy images are from when Marge and Homer fled to Alaska. You can believe they had to find creative ways to stave off the cabin fever.

Cuffed and Ready

You've got to admire a woman who is blindfolded, handcuffed, and ready for you know what...

After work

After a stressful day at the office, she has a quick cure. She fetches her small, but powerful vibe from the nightstand, strips from the waist down, and lies back on her bed. Her body is already wet in anticipation, and her nerves jump with the first touch of the humming toy. Soon her stress is melting away.

ATM

Knowing that there are always cameras at ATMs, she wondered if the video ever really gets reviewed if there isn't a crime reported. Perhaps the video records over itself, she wondered. Or maybe a security guard actually had to review the footage. What a dull and numbing job, she thought. She decided that if someone had to watch the ATM video, she'd at least give them a little moment of fun.

3 Cuties

What better way to document the best trip ever than to snap a quick self-shot. Look up at the camera...

Peeper

Sometimes you have fantasies of voyuerism. Sometimes you look and hope, but never get a glimpse. And then sometimes, when you least expect it...