Saturday, June 11, 2011

Beach Rental

For their anniversary, they rented a beach cabin. They spent most of their weekend naked. They had a lot of great vacation sex. But what he remembers most is how beautiful she looked. They were both now in their 30s and had been together more than a decade, but in the cabin, she seemed like she was still the girl he met in college, radiant, alive, and lovely.

Friday, June 10, 2011

The Girls' Gym Class

The senior girls' gym class decided it would be fun at the end of the year to take a photo of themselves, all nude. They knew they'd all be going separate ways at graduation and they wanted to remember senior year as the best year of their lives! Go Tigers!

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Garters

We should bring vintage garters back. How sexy.

Can I join in?

"Oh, hi girls. I see you're in the middle of something. And I see you've got your purple toy. But I've got something here much more fun than your plastic toy. Can I join in?"

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Unwinding after work


Ease down, slowly

Is there anything sexier than when she straddles him, balanced just above his rock-hard shaft, and slowly, ever so slowly, with the support and guidance from his hands, eases back. Her body stretching to accommodate. Pause to let her body relax and breathe. Then ease down a little more. Already she feels stretched to the limit and filled. She knows, and he can see, there are more inches to go, and she will be stretched more and filled deeper. She feels the anticipation of being filled up like nothing else; he feels the tightness and smoothness that is like nothing else. She exhales and slides down another inch.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Beach Dressing

They weren't at an official nude beach, so their skinny dip had to be fast. They stripped, dashed into the ocean, and after a few minutes, ran back and pulled on their clothes again. 

She likes two at once

Monday, June 06, 2011

Marge Monday: Second Honeymoon at Sea

In "Master and Cadaver," part of the Tree House of Horrors XXI, Homer and Marge have set sail on a privately chartered yacht for their second honeymoon. On the boat, with the warm tropic air, Marge spends her time dressed only in a bikini (and often less). It is a long-deserved moment of carefree outdoor nudity, spontaneous sex, and champagne. Some of Marge's favorite things!

Homer gets chips with his wedding
This is actually Homer and Marge's second attempt at a second honeymoon. They were first married in a rush after Marge learned that she was pregnant. Homer and Marge drive across state lines to a small Vegas-style chapel, and then return to stay at Marge's family's house. Homer, ashamed, leaves a note in the middle of the night saying he'll send money until he can return as a proper provider, husband, and father.  The couple is eventually reunited, but never had a proper honeymoon.
Years later, Homer sells their mattress to the Reverend Lovejoy, because it seems to have the power to improve a couple's sex life. Marge demands that Homer reclaim it. The Lovejoys refuse. So, in a King Solomon compromise, they cut the mattress in half. While driving the half mattress back home, Homer and Marge stop at a billboard.    

Marge: You really want to make love on half a mattress behind a billboard?
Homer: It's like our honeymoon all over again! Aw, we even have the same bum looking at us.
Bum: I knew you kids would make it! (poking Homer's stomach) Man, you got fat.


The couple attempts a second Honeymoon when they send the kids to visit Uncle Tyrone. But the kids, realizing that Homer and Marge are having fun in Miami without them, track them down, and interrupt there brief moment of conjugal bliss. 

So with a new second chance at a second honeymoon, Marge is not wasting anytime to enjoy herself, topless and buzzed on champagne in the tropical paradise.  

As fate would have it, their second second honeymoon is interrupted by a castaway. Just as Marge is about to unstrap her bikini top, she ties it back again and bring the man aboard. The handsome castaway, Roger, seems to enjoy the site of the bikini-clad Marge. It's hard for him to keep his eyes off her lithe body. Marge, already buzzed (and a very sloppy drunk) enjoys his stares. In the past, Marge has often fantasied about being at sea and the object of desire to swashbucklers. Something about the mysterious man has her all turned on. She loves the rugged good looks and the hint of danger. Roger tells her that he was the chef on the ship Albatross. He was knocked out after trying to prevent an attempted poisoning by on the ship. Homer is suspicious, but Marge has already decided to have a little fun. 



Sitting on the stern deck, she slips off her bikini top as if Roger wasn't onboard. Knowing that she's caught Roger's attention, she then begins to rub her skin with suntan lotion. As she caresses the creme into her breasts, she sees Roger's cock straining in his pants. She gives him a coy look, and then stares at the budge in his pants. She nods, as if to to let him know it's ok to take it out. He does, and begins stroking himself as Marge watches. She imagines taking his large member into her mouth, and fantasizes about sucking him as he jacks off. Homer, meanwhile, is thinking of his favorite fantasy: a giant glazed doughnut. 



He's completely oblivious to the scene behind him until he sees a dead shark with a pie pan in it's mouth. It puts a quick end to Marge's teasing of Roger. Now convinced that Roger poisoned the passengers of the Albatross, Homer and Marge take matters into their own hands.  They try to kill Roger and knock his body overboard. 

However, finding the Albatross, they realize Roger was telling the truth and that some of the passengers are still alive. Roger appears and explains that the shark they saw had died from a fuel leakage from Homer and Marge's boat. Homer then kills Roger, the surviving Albatross crew, and a pelican, to cover their tracks. However, unable to bear the guilt, Marge eats the poisoned pie, much to Homer's horror


Marge was often buzzed on champagne and sun
while on the private yacht

Homer loves how Marge spent most of her time onboard topless



Marge has brought the 15" dildo that her sisters,
Patty and Selma gave her as a gift.


Road Trip

Photo by Chip Willis of Katlyn, a model he worked with (and dated?)

Love the intimacy and raw sexiness of a cheap motel while on the road. And the spontaneous things that come up on long trips, like taking off pants and letting the sun hit bare skin.





A Summer Day in the Forest

I love this photo because it tells a story, but has no answers. She's in a forest, and clearly it's a lovely hot summer day--the leaves are on the trees, the sky is totally blue, and the sun the intensity of summer, not the pale washed light of winter. Is she stripping down, just to be cooler and feel the soft breeze on her skin? Has she laid out a blanket and about to take a nap? Is she near water and about to go skinny dipping? Or, as I have done, been hiking and my boyfriend suggests: this would be a nice place to take some nudes, as he pulls out his camera.

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Beach Party

The best kind of beach party: campfire, rum, beer, and everyone's topless!

Prepared

Q: What is sexy? 
A: A girl who comes prepared.


Saturday, June 04, 2011

Little Kiss

She loved to give her little kisses on her little breasts. 

While Surfing

Isn't this exactly what all men want while surfing online porn?

Some may say it's just a far-fetched dream.... but apparently this guy has it hooked up.


Friday, June 03, 2011

Her Turn

Flash those pits!

Flashing pubic hair is sexy because it's pubic hair.

Click on animated gif

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Who, what, when, where, how

She was having sex with who she wanted, when she wanted, where she wanted, and exactly how she wanted it. It was pretty damn good.