Bound To Be Taken

Love this photo: the red couch, the black dress and stockings, the pale white skin. The color design alone is artistically excellent. Even better: the perfect focus on three things: the bound hands, the wedding ring, the exposed pussy lips. 

This picture implies a story. What lead up to this moment, and what is about to happen next. 

Freaks and Geeks

Who doesn't love a little dress up play? 

We'll admit, we're pretty nerdy and have a passion for all things of imagination and history. If you dig back in the archives, you'll find some great dress up shot sure to be popular with the nerd herd. We had a trekkie flasher, a woman in medieval armor, and now this...

we're not really even sure what her costume is. Pirate wench? 16th Century French peasant? Scottish lass? Gypsy? I'm not really sure how to categorize it, other than she's suer cute, dressed up for some roleplay, and it looks like it's about to get even more fun.

A NW Scene

Hanging out on the beach. A large driftwood tree. Her, naked. A perfect opportunity for a photo. We'd call this a perfect Pacific Northwest scene.

Marge Monday: Spicing up the Snuggles

Homer and Marge have always enjoyed healthy "snuggles," but after three kids and so many years of marriage, sometimes they need a little spice. Marge brings home a game for them to try. 

Workout dare

There was no one in the workout room, and she joked that she should just do her workout in the nude. He agreed, and the dare was on.

Yoga at home

Monkey Around

Camp Cook

Road Trip Game

My girlfriend's car is an automatic, but she used to drive a stick. Sometimes she says, she reaches for the shifter by instinct, or puts her foot down at a stop, as if she had a clutch. 

Sometimes we play a game, where she uses my erect body as her stick shift. Pretending to change gears as she drives. It's a great way to pass a long road trip.

Summer Island

Sweet memories of the lake she'd go to every summer. Back then there weren't many cabins on the lake. It was such a large lake that she could take the motor boat out and find a secluded spot. She had one island she loved to go to with a rock outcropping. There she could stretch out her beach towel and sun. She'd glance around and then strip off her bikini top. 

It wasn't long before she'd help herself relax, reaching down to feel herself. Sometimes she'd even be wet, already anticipating her afternoon ritual. Sometimes she'd go slowly and tease herself, and sometimes she'd go for a quick orgasm. Either way, she enjoyed getting herself off while lying on the sun-warmed rock, the smell of the lake in the air, and the lapping of the waves in her ears. The waves made a good rhythm to match. 

Afterwards, she'd be relaxed and drift off into a nice catnap in the sun. After an hour, she'd wake up, stretch, and sticky with sweat, jump into the water to rinse off and cool down. Then she'd dry off, put her top on, and climb back into the boat. The afternoon now cooling to a long summer dusk, she'd head back to the cabin, hungry for diner, and knowing she'd be back the next day. 

After a Trip to Home Depot

She already owned the heels and stockings. The sleeping mask she'd gotten on a plane trip. The two wooden dowels, and a few metal links they picked up at Home Depot.

Cost of mask: free

Cost of hardware: $3.67

Having your wife bound and ready for BDSM: Priceless

Take it from this couple, it doesn't take much more than imagination to have a hot sex life.

Gondola ride

If you've never gotten naked on a gondola, you are missing out on life. Seriously, try it.

Marge Monday: Late Night

Sometimes after the kids have gone to bed Marge watches late night TV. Nude.

Collecting Rocks

She didn't have a way to hold all the rocks in her hands, so she used her bikini top.

Girlfriend with Amazing Breasts

When I saw these photos, the first thing I thought was: wow, she has the most amazing boobs. I was so jealous. Then I thought about a story my old friend Jason once told me. 

Many year ago, when Jason and Christine were dating, Jason remembers one afternoon when one of Chirstine's friends was over. Some arty guy she'd met in college. He was always packing a big art pad and portfolio of his sketches. He was showing her some work from a life drawing class, and she was really fascinated by them. She said she had never done anything like that before and her friend suggested she pose. And so she did. 

Jason had not really been paying attention, watching a movie or something, and the next thing he knew, Christine was naked in their house, posing while her art friend drew her. Jason was instantly shocked, pretty jealous, a little hurt he'd been left out, but also really proud of her. He thought: that's the girl I'll marry someday. And that's the body I'll sleep with every night. 

And that's how it turned out. Jason and Christine dated for another couple years, then married, and then had a baby. And, as I guess all good stories end: lived happily ever after.

Nettie and Another

Very sexy shot of Nettie and another woman.

Youth is not always wasted on the young

I recall being a teenager and the first times we were able to drive off, and have some fun.

A scene from Napoleon Dynamite

If you know the scene, extra points.

Butt Floss

This is what they refer to as floss.

Second Act

He found her in her room, looking at porn on her laptop and masturbating. She was so embarrassed that she stopped and looked like she was about to cry. He had been so turned on seeing her in action that it never ocurred to him that she would be caught off guard.  "Don't cry," he said, and pulled her legs toward the end of the bed. He knelt in front of her and gently lowered his face to her still wet and aroused folds. As he began to lick, she soon relaxed. She'd been so close to orgasm, her nerves were already tingling. She was so close and his mouth was so warm. She exhaled deeply and let the orgasm begin.