Marge Monday: At the Springfield Nude Beach

Whenever they can find a sitter for Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Marge and Homer love to go to the Springfield nude beach. Being naked in the sun is a real turn on for them. Sometimes, when no one is around, they start getting a little "frisky."

Fun Friends

When it comes to having a fun summer, it's important to have fun friends.

Tennismate, Nude

In honor of the Summer Olympics, here's a vintage lovely on a tennis court. You know the original Greek Olympians competed nude. Wouldn't it be fun to have that tradition reinstated? 

Morning Hand Job In the Backyard

It's been so warm lately that my wife and I have been sleeping nude. It's still so hot then, that we lie on top of our sheets, and open the French doors from our master bedroom onto the backyard. The soft night breeze feels good. It's very sexy sleeping like this, and in the mornings, I almost always have an erection. 

In the morning we get up and step out though the french doors onto our deck. Our backyard isn't very big, and surrounded by the neighbors, but we have an 8-foot wooden fence and lots of tress and bushes that give us privacy. 

One recent morning, my wife looked down, and saw my cock, still half erect. She knows me pretty well by now. She knows that if left to my own, I'll masturbate each morning, just to release the tension. She knows I do this in the shower a lot when she's not there. She knows in the mornings I am fast to get hard and quick to cum. She knows if she wraps her hand around me, I will be hard, instantly, and if she strokes me with quickening and firm strokes, I will shoot my pent up load.

She looks up at me and smiles a naughty grin as she wraps her hand around me and begins. It is warm and sunny and across bushes and fences, the neighbors are starting their days. Little do they know we are standing in the middle of our backyard, her hand moving faster on my hard cock, feeling the pressure build. She wants to see me shoot my globs of hot cum out here in the open. She wants to see it splash the grass. Faster I'm almost their. Shoot it, she says. And with a groan, I do.

Basement Flashing

I adore this girl. What a cute redhead sweetie.

Here's a series of her in what looks to be the basement--or maybe a garage? I guess a garage, seeing the roof joists. But either way, it's a storage area: cement block walls, a washer/drier, old furniture, and random things. 

It reminds me of still living at home. Being with a boyfriend or girlfriend and taking advantage of moments when no parents were looking. Sometimes just flashing a little was as exciting as flashing everything. The thrill of doing it, not getting caught. Being playful and silly and sexy together. 

Ahhh, sweet youth. Such a tender moment in life.

J'Adore!

BFFs

It's always fun to go skinny dipping with your BFF.

Un petit jeu (A Little Game)

A little game they like to play...

Night Party

A few beers, a bottle of wine. Is this the pool at the motel by the beach? Old friends or new?

Reminds me of the time we all went skinny dipping after a friend's wedding. No one had a suit, so we just stripped down. Some started in bras, but soon they were off when it came time to dry off. Who wants to wear a wet bra?

Pretty Eyes

Girlfriend in the morning. Few things better.

The Great Outdoors

What is it about camping and being out in nature that makes people so randy?

I don't know. Maybe animal instinct. Whatever the impulse. I'm not complaining.

Marge Monday: Teacher's Pet

Some may wonder when Marge had her first girl-girl experience. Some might guess that is was when she was at Springfield High, or in college. But actually, it was much later, after marriage to Homer and having her children, Bart and Lisa.

Lisa was always a good student, but Bart was the opposite. Marge was regularly being called in for teacher conferences with Bart's teacher, Edna Krabapple.

One day she went to Springfield Elementary to see Ms. Krabapple. She didn't have an appointment, and was just hoping to catch the teacher after school. She certainly caught the teacher alright. Bart's teacher and Lisa's teacher were having a private conference of their own.

When Marge barged in on them, Edna was annoyed at first. As if she didn't already give enough time and attention to the Simpson family. But after Marge apologized profusely and said that she hated to interrupt them and that it looked like fun, Edna invited Marge over. "Have you ever felt your beasts touch another woman's breast before?" asked Ms. Krabapple.

"No," Marge said, but admitted that she'd always been a little curious.

"Let me teach you," said Ms. Krabapple.

Bart's teacher is not a bad teacher; she just needed a willing student. She found that in Marge.

Snapshot and Toy

I love this photo, but I don't know what the story is. He takes a picture of her, as he's got his dick buried in her soft folds. Meanwhile, she gazes at a snapshot. They've obviously taken out old sets of photos. Are they going down memory lane? 

And on top of her naked body is a fresh-colored vibrating dildo. Is it on? Does it tickle her breast as she stares into the photo? Was she sucking on it as he pounded her? Were they trying some DP? Are they fantasizing or reminiscing about a three-some they had while on vacation?

Motel Bathroom

A sexy moment in a motel bathroom. Everything about this photo is pure erotic.

PS--believe the photo is by Chip Willis.

Privates on Parade

I have no idea where this was first published, but it's great. It claims to be the world's first  cock line up. Somehow I doubt that. 

I wonder if in the secretly naughty Vicorian era one of the parlor games of the aristocray was a line up? Or perhaps a favorite of the courts of 17th Century France. Or even a game started by the Romans...

There seems to be something inherently sexy about the concept of an anonymous line up of cocks. Both for the women seeing the male specimens, but perhaps even more for the men, getting an opportunity to show their cocks to their own and other men's partners. It's both voyuerism and exhibitionism, and a safe form of group sex. 

The fantasy is easy to get started. First the woman look, admire, comment, compare. Then they move in for closer inspection. Feel them and cup them. And then, seeing them grow to their full glory, take them in their mouths. Women used to long narrow cocks getting to play with shorter, thicker ones. Getting to feel a curved phallus if they haven't. The wall offers permission to explore. The rules of polite society momentarily suspended. 

The guys can't get jealous, because they have no idea which woman is slurping on them. Maybe part of them tries to imagine it is their own faithful partner giving them pleasure. But probably more likely, they are thrilled to feel the wrap of a new and wonderful set of lips.

Cute Nerd Hipster

The smart ones are always the sexiest.

She Gets Him Off

She walked in and caught him masturbating to online porn. She'd known that he'd been looking at porn online; he wasn't very good at clearing off the search history on her computer. Intellectually, she knew that all guys look at porn at some point, but emotionally, it made her feel insecure. WHy was he looking at other men's wives? Why not her? Was she not enough?

Her feelings were mixed. One of her biggest turn-ons was watching him touch himself. She also loved to make him cum and to watch him shoot it. That was one thing she couldn't do as a woman, and it always her a thrill to see his globs of white semen shootout.

So when she caught him, she stepped up and gave him a hand. 

Nice Bush

Passed Out at the Nude Beach

It was a sunny day at the nude beach. Started out with drinking and some swimming, and then some more drinking, and after a few hours, she was passed out. 

A lot of people unabashedly stared at her bare breasts. She had no idea, or was too drunk to care.

Restful, relaxing. A great weekend, indeed.

Trail Nymphs

Hiking along the coast. Jessica had such lovely hippie friends. I said they were like ancient nymphs from Greece.