Nice Girl From the Office

Ever wonder what that nice girl from the office does when she's not at the office?

Marge Monday: The End of the World

It's the end of the world as we know it, according to the Mayan calendar, and spoofed by the Simpson's.

For a quick history review: Quetzalcoatl (ket-tsul'kwot-ul) the "plumed or feathered serpent," taught the ancient Mayans the necessary skills to advance their civilization, from mathematics and science to agriculture and astronomy, as well as the famous Mayan calendrical formulae which predicts the end of the world to be December 21st, 2012.

Here's a very sexy Mayan Marge to help ease the pain.

Stocking Stuffers

Always nice to have a stocking to stuff.

Cum Covered Cunt

A super sexy image from the lovely couple Violet and Ry at Uncommon Appetites. 

My Picnic with Sasquatch

This is just too hilarious not to post.

Trimming the Tree

I guess that's one way to trim your Christmas tree.

Uncommon Appetites

Sexy times with a sexy couple on this blog.

Reading Elegance

Kate, Winter Hot Springs

Winter is the perfect time to visit a hot springs. If you visit, though, remember that they are always "clothing optional" and be respectful of those basking in the natural splendor. Don't be the creeper with clothes on. (Hats are ok, though.)

Nude in the Motel Window

Meeeeeeoooooow!

Sexy vintage cat mask. Purr.

Study Buddy

When it comes to winter finals, it's helpful to have  a study buddy.

Wild Thing

Sometimes she just liked acting like a wild animal.

You Would Too

Just a Hint

Just a hint of hair can be so sexy.

Real Nice Boyfriend

As if it weren't enough that he made her give his best friend a blowjob, as she did it, he sodomized her with his beer bottle.

Good to the Last Drop

Shave Me

A night of celebration. An anniversary, perhaps. Or just because. Cocktails and shaving cream. A razor glides. She shutters, sighs. 

Girlfriend in Bath

Minneapolis Apartment Exhibitionist

Her vintage apartment building was still heated by steam in cast-iron radiators. Her one-bedroom apartment was always sauna-hot in winter. So she spent most of her time in her apartment naked. She didn't care if the windows didn't have curtains. She was fresh out of school. She had a couch from Ikea. A bookcase from Ikea. A dresser she got at a thrift store, and a bed. Curtains were lower on the shopping list, after a bookcase and cooking pots.

So what if anyone saw. She enjoyed being naked, and what she did in her own apartment was her business. It wasn't her job to cover up; it was outsiders' job not to look. And if they did, it didn't hurt her any. If anything, she knew her body was young and at its prime. If I can't how it off now, she figured, then when?