Sunday, February 02, 2014

For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her


After last summer, it's hard to imagine that anyone with an internet connection hasn't seen the bare breasts of model Emily Ratajkowski, who made a "big impression" in the Blurred Lines video.

What could possibly be better than seeing her glorious mammaries boundlessly bouncing as she danced, shimmied, and shook what her mamma gave her in on a computer screen? How about seeing them in person?

For reasons not entirely clear--other than for the greater good of humanity--Ms. Ratajkowski is driving across America, in a classic Datsun. You guessed it: in all her topless glory.

Maybe it's just a rumor. But you know, never hurts to dream...



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