Friday, April 11, 2014

Bed and Breakfast Bondage

When they checked into the victorian B&B, the proprietors asked if the couple was newlyweds or celebrating their anniversary.

"Anniversary," they answered, and exchanged a knowing look.

There was no question that the proprietor, a kindly woman who decorated with dollies, knew that young couples would come to the B&B for "romantic getaways," meaning, specifically, sex.

But did she have  any ideas how the curtain cord would be used?


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