Saturday, April 04, 2009

LOST CAUSE


Ok, so first glance this picture is really hot. Two sexy girls are rolling around on a blanket on a mattress on the floor. There's clothes scattered. Looks like a dorm room, or a room rented in a big house with a bunch of college friends--when the only furnishings are the mattress on the floor, a used desk, maybe a chair and a mini-fridge. So, if you just think about these two college friends in their room, getting frisky, it's totally sexy.

Then look....up in the top left corner... who's that? Some dude in pajama bottoms and white socks at the desk? What the hell is he doing? Checking his email? Catching up on facebook? Surfing porn? Hello, note to idiot: the hottest action you'll ever get in your life is right behind you.....

Oh, sigh. Mark Twain was right. "Youth is wasted on the young."


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